歌词翻译...BFFF-Bowling for soup

我就好好翻译一下吧，孩子，给点追加分数吧。

You are my best friend in the world 在这世界上你是我最好的朋友

And I hope that you know 我希望你知道

That when we hang out together 当我们一起逍遥的时候

It's freaking awesome 这感觉无敌棒

Playing poker- Friday nights 打牌 - 在星期五的晚上

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races Beer-o-mids（不懂）和手推车比赛

You think that my sisters hot 你说我的姐姐很性感

I accidentally shot your finger 我意外得误射了你的手指

Off your writing hand 是你的左手

oh well, you get disability 哈哈，你变残疾咯

I broke my leg you laughed so hard 我伤了我的腿，你却幸灾乐祸

And told the ambulance to stop

at the bar 还让救护车停在酒吧门口

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say 当我说做一个同性恋没什么不好的

That I really and truly feel this way并且我是真的这样认为的

Not that there's anything wrong 你就会告诉告诉全世界

with being gay 说我是个同性恋

And sometimes we punch each other

in the face 有时当我们互相戳对方脸的时候

Like when I hit on your mom and 犹如不小心碰到了你妈妈的感觉一样

got to second base 然后开始抚摸 （注：在美国，这是一具有约定俗成意义的短语，在男女之间的关系中，"first base"指拉手、接吻等；"second base"指抚摸等）

I'm trying to say I love you... 我想试着用异性的身份告诉你

in a heterosexual way 我爱你

We fart and burp in the same key 我们连放屁和打嗝都一样

And I think your iPod sucks 我觉得你的iPod就是一个垃圾

You make fun of my hair because 你总是拿我的头发开玩笑

yours is disappearing 因为你连一根头发都没了

I've seen your penis you've seen mine我看过你的JJ，你也看过我的

I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe我挤掉你的痘痘你就涂上芦荟胶

Vera on my sunburned back, you ran 我在晒黑的背上纹上Vera（女子名）

defense when I shit my pants 我痛得屁滚尿流你却开始退缩

You felt my girl's brand new boobs, 你摸着我这个商标女人的乳房

you asked to suck em she refused 想要吸吸，但是她拒绝了

Oh while you slept I shaved your head哈，当你睡觉的时候我把你剃成光头

You woke up you told me I (was dead) 你醒来之后警告我说你死定了

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say 当我说做一个同性恋没什么不好的

That I really and truly feel this way并且我是真的这样认为的

Not that there's anything wrong with 你就会告诉告诉全世界

being gay 说我是个同性恋

And sometimes we punch each other

in the face 有时当我们互相戳对方脸的时候

Like when I hit on your mom and got 犹如不小心碰到了你妈妈的感觉一样

to second base 然后开始抚摸

I know you know I love you 我知道你明了我对你的爱

(I freakin' love you, dude) （我无敌爱你，哥们）

I'm trying to say I love you... 我想试着用异性的身份告诉你

in a heterosexual way 我爱你

Na na na na

Na na na na

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say 当我说做一个同性恋没什么不好的

That I really and truly feel this way并且我是真的这样认为的

Not that there's anything wrong with 你就会告诉告诉全世界

being gay 说我是个同性恋

And sometimes we punch each other

in the face 有时当我们互相戳对方脸的时候

Like when I hit on your mom and 犹如我不小心碰到了你的妈妈一样

got to second base 然后开始抚摸

I'm trying to say I love you... 我想试着用异性的身份告诉你

in a heterosexual way 我爱你

Na na na na

纯手工打造。